This should go without saying, but I will deliver this public service announcement anyway. IF you find yourself the victim of an attack - from panthers shooting arrows in your buttocks to sleens chomping on you... PLEASE for the love of all that's good... EXPECT INJURIES!
The chances of you getting attacked... and walking away with only a headache... NOT good.
I'm going to start being more forceful, too... If you try to sit up when I'm treating you, expect to be shoved back down on the bed. If you try again, you WILL be restrained until I can sew your butt up!